These Rolls Are Booty T-Shirt

The cheeks don’t lie — and neither do the crits.
A goblin with cake and a nat 20. What else do you need?

Introducing the Goblin King of Glutes. “These Rolls Are Booty” is the perfect blend of d20 humor and backside bravado. Whether you’re DMing in style or pulling off sneak attacks with maximum cheek, this design is pure goblin gold.

Available in tee or hoodie form — because your rolls should stay warm and juicy.

Chaotic Evil Apparel:

Unlicensed. Unhinged. Unapologetic.