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No One Floats Forever – Skull Astronaut Cosmic Horror T-Shirt

No One Floats Forever – Skull Astronaut Cosmic Horror T-Shirt

Regular price $24.99 USD
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No One Floats Forever

In the silence between collapsing stars, the drifter remains.
A skeletal astronaut floats through a burning nebula — a reminder that even in zero gravity, nothing escapes time.

The warm cosmic glow contrasts against deep space shadows, creating a bold, high-impact streetwear design. The typography adds a vintage sci-fi poster feel while the artwork delivers modern cosmic horror energy.

Printed on the ultra-soft Bella + Canvas 3001, this tee balances comfort with statement-making design.

This t-shirt is everything you've dreamed of and more. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all. 

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

Disclaimer: The fabric is slightly sheer and may appear see-through, especially in lighter colors or under certain lighting conditions.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches) CHEST (inches)
S 28 18 34-37
M 29 20 38-41
L 30 22 42-45
XL 31 24 46-49
2XL 32 26 50-53
  LENGTH (cm) WIDTH (cm) CHEST (cm)
S 71.1 45.7 86.4-94
M 73.7 50.8 96.5-104.1
L 76.2 55.9 106.7-114.3
XL 78.7 61 116.8-124.5
2XL 81.3 66 127-134.6
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